Shhhhhhhhhhutup. Just shutup.

Sonuvabitch!

We all need love and attention. I'm one of the first people to admit that. But you see, they are like sugar cookies. There are those people who stick their hands in the jar one too many times and need a stern slap across the face and a "You have had ENOUGH. Now go sit in the corner, stare at the wallpaper, and contemplate exactly what the FUCK you're doing! Moron." Because that is what a majority of the people in this godforsaken world are. Morons. Judging by this amount, I would like to meet the individual who coined that phrase, because if they are indeed of this seventy or so percent, would it not be the most perfect piece of irony there is?

Wait, no. Allow me to correct myself. There are some people who haven't reached into the jar too many times, because they shouldn't be allowed in the same room as such delicious cookies. They need to be put down with electric cattle prods until their small, narrow minds have the "stay away" command driven into their subconscious so far that it makes braille letters on their ass. Oh goodness Adam! Why art thou so terribly infuriated? Look around you. Every way you turn, there are those who dwell so far into their primal urges, their id, that concious thought concerning other matters is a concept still unheard to them.

What truly saddens me is that this way of thinking seems to be overtaking the populace to such an extent that intelligence is becoming scarcer than a fair, equal, and thoughtful politician in the United States of A'. Those I previously thought to be higher on this scale of integrity have ripped off their masks to reveal quite undesireable traits. I'm beginning to see the sense in all those hermits who escape from civilization.

You already know the sad. Now here's the scary. At the moment I'd say about nine tenths of the United States population is of this unwanted breed. That's not the bad part. Here it is. Because of this, they breed faster than those with a larger brain capacity, so much faster that who knows who long it will be before nations or even the world drops into intellectuality-deprived depression. The only thing that comes after that is nuclear apocalypse. Alright, maybe I'm exaggerating. But if you always expect the worst you'll never be let down.

On a side note, I may not have gone into enough detail as to why these people are so undesireable. If nations go to war because of penis envy and the accumulated dignity of the average teenage residents of an American town cannot fill a thimble, then how is the world still in one piece? Oh, and all you feminists who respond to that penis comment with some anti-men pro-women bullshit, you shut your faces too. Men can be a tad less intelligent than women at times, but women still have a tendency to needlessly compete with others through backhanded tactics as one might expect as a result of this genitalia jealousy. Men and women are equal, get over it, move on, and shut up.

We need a solution, yes we do. Do I have one? Of course I don't! Although a nice first step would be if everyone just stopped everything, shut the fuck up, and noticed how exactly fucking lucky they are to live on this Earth. Then maybe they wouldn't stop wasting their time with pointless shit that one would never think of doing when reasonable thinking and common sense is involved. However, I am one person, and not a large person at that. And even though I'm Jewish, the one thing I would like for Christmas this year is that if everyone who read this would actually consider these words and perhaps pass it on. Then maybe, just maybe, we can make a society that is slighty tolerable for the next generation. If not, we're all doomed and I'll laugh from the other side as the atmosphere sprouts mushroom clouds.

Do something you haven't done in a while and think about it, will you?

Moron.